Mid-term over...

Phew,

What a week it's been! Exams over and much heartburn has happened. The smarter amongst us have now realised how to do an MBA, the lesser ones are still putting in their 12 hours a day. My sleep cycle is showing no signs of improvement but atleast i'm not losing any hair. Stats was ok, Eco was terrible and Accounting was sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

In the meantime, here are some gems that popped up as people's brains began to fry in the heat of the midterms.

1. Hind-sight: FPK (that's short for Fiesty Punjabi Kudi) normally gives it back in heaps. But we were wondering what the hell she was talking about last night, when she turned around and said... with her back facing us. "Dammit, this hole is becoming bigger and bigger by the minute." Yes, we have been taking it where it hurts us the most all this month, but we sure weren't experiencing contraction and expansion by the minute...! Turned out she was talking about a rip in her jeans. Hmm...

2. Shake em: Post-exam, me and A-mutt (name changed) were getting some coffee for everyone. Stupid coffee vending machine doesn't add sugar and we've got four to carry. So A-mutt says, "Chini daal de, stirrer daal de, uske baad sabko bolte hai hilane ko." Dude, I like my coffee black!

3. Your place or mine?: So Bawi (again hidden name) is trying to understand revenue recognition. The funda is "evidence of financial arrangement." Bawi thinks aloud..."So if I get into an arrangement with Chinmesh KJ* worth Rs 30000..." Let's make that one an off-balance sheet transaction please?!

4. Who's bigger? Avdhesh Kumar (or Ravan) has a study group partner named Abhishek Kothari. Me: You should be renamed AK-56 and Abhishek should be AK-47
AK-56: Why like that?
Me: Cuz you're the bigger "bore"...

More such stuff. I just realised, as I was describing the ISB extra-curriculars to a friend, how warped and unreal it must sound. Well TOO BAD! We're having fun this way, you aren't! Hehehe.